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Understanding Collapsing People: A Comprehensive Guide
Tired of dealing with bulky people who always seem to be in the way? Wish you could just make them collapse and get out of your life? Well, now you can with the Collapsing People Collapser!
The Collapsing People Collapser is the latest and greatest way to deal with difficult people. It’s a small, handheld device that emits a high-pitched sound that causes people to collapse into a pile of goo. It’s perfect for dealing with annoying coworkers, rude customers, or even just those people who always seem to be in your way.
Benefits:
- Quickly and easily collapses people
- Lightweight and easy to carry
- Great for dealing with difficult people
Specs:
- Dimensions: 6" x 2" x 1"
- Weight: 4 ounces
- Battery life: 8 hours
How to Use: To use the Collapsing People Collapser, simply point it at the person you want to collapse and press the button. The device will emit a high-pitched sound that will cause the person to collapse into a pile of goo.
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